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May 28
the-perspective:

 

herfallenunicorn:

purgatoryflavoredpie:

herfallenunicorn:

galligillypuff:

gypseian:

forstanaonly:

rainbowsforyoureyes:

karkats-yaoi-butt:

End of discussion. 

FINALLY

THANK GOD.

Giraffe. 

get out.

hey Giraffe girl, it’s fucking gif and you know it!

*clears throat* eh-heh-hem! the creator of the GIF has confirmed it is indeed pronounced “jiff” go to CNN.com under technology if you need proof.

the-perspective:

 

herfallenunicorn:

purgatoryflavoredpie:

herfallenunicorn:

galligillypuff:

gypseian:

forstanaonly:

rainbowsforyoureyes:

karkats-yaoi-butt:

End of discussion. 

FINALLY

THANK GOD.

Giraffe. 

get out.

hey Giraffe girl, it’s fucking gif and you know it!

*clears throat* eh-heh-hem! the creator of the GIF has confirmed it is indeed pronounced “jiff” go to CNN.com under technology if you need proof.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3jin4SHG1rp4hkk.gif

May 28
nointerrruption:

okay i have the cutest story to tell you all so i work at a frozen yogurt shop and the people in my town aren’t typically the friendliest but anyway the woman on the right comes in and gets this huge (as you can see) cup of yogurt and by huge i mean it was around $15 so anyway she reaches in her purse to get her wallet but realized she forgot it so she asked me if she could run to her car real quick to get it. i said sure and as i was waiting for her to come back the woman on the left who was eating with her kids comes up to the register and starts digging around in her purse. i asked if she needed help with anything and she said “yes. i’d like to pay for this woman’s yogurt” and i was like what? and she repeated herself and i was like may i ask why and she said “just thought i’d do something nice for someone else” so she paid for it and the woman on the right comes back and i told her what happened she she smiled so big and looked like she was going to cry and she turns to the woman on the left and said “thank you so much. no one ever does anything nice for me and this really came at a great time” and we both asked why and she said “today is my birthday” so everyone in the store sang happy birthday to her and she turns to the woman on the left and says “i make homemade jewelry. let me make you a pair of earrings as a thank you” and they were both so happy and everyone in the store was smiling and i asked if i could take their picture and i got this :’) humanity is not lost!

nointerrruption:

okay i have the cutest story to tell you all so i work at a frozen yogurt shop and the people in my town aren’t typically the friendliest but anyway the woman on the right comes in and gets this huge (as you can see) cup of yogurt and by huge i mean it was around $15 so anyway she reaches in her purse to get her wallet but realized she forgot it so she asked me if she could run to her car real quick to get it. i said sure and as i was waiting for her to come back the woman on the left who was eating with her kids comes up to the register and starts digging around in her purse. i asked if she needed help with anything and she said “yes. i’d like to pay for this woman’s yogurt” and i was like what? and she repeated herself and i was like may i ask why and she said “just thought i’d do something nice for someone else” so she paid for it and the woman on the right comes back and i told her what happened she she smiled so big and looked like she was going to cry and she turns to the woman on the left and said “thank you so much. no one ever does anything nice for me and this really came at a great time” and we both asked why and she said “today is my birthday” so everyone in the store sang happy birthday to her and she turns to the woman on the left and says “i make homemade jewelry. let me make you a pair of earrings as a thank you” and they were both so happy and everyone in the store was smiling and i asked if i could take their picture and i got this :’) humanity is not lost!

May 28

gandillon:

madfordisney:

twainandthings:

riispace:

Disney legend Pat Carroll, voice of Ursula from The Little Mermaid, recites the infamous lines from The Haunted Mansion’s Ghost Host

WATCH THIS NOW GUYS.

quite possibly the coolest thing, ever

She is my favorite person.

This is undoubtedly the most amazing thing I have ever heard.

I AM IN THIS FOR THE EVIL LAUGH… watching her do the Ursula laugh has made my life complete.

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nyao-nyao:

ikillszombies:

myjourneymythoughts:

hairelastics:

if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms

image

this has been a psa don’t be silly wrap your willy

Signal boosting the hell out of this.

what a wonderful world we live in

where the fuck are my free pads and tampons?

May 28
bewilderedblogger:

oswald-ears:

juniorbizarre:

tacostuff:

i
i dont know

oh my god

olaf tho

I’m sorry but I just needed to reblog this.
-S

bewilderedblogger:

oswald-ears:

juniorbizarre:

tacostuff:

i

i dont know

oh my god

olaf tho

I’m sorry but I just needed to reblog this.

-S

May 28

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

May 28
lokistimetravelingassbutt:

dividebyxero:

toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:


Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.

NEED

lokistimetravelingassbutt:

dividebyxero:

toloveandbelovedbyme:

osm0sis:

theycall-herlove:

image

Bath mat turns red when wet.

want

Okay in all seriousness, no one can begin to comprehend the intensity of my desire for this product. Imagine having guests over, they would get out of the shower and start screaming and you would just be in another room stifling your laughter.

NEED

image

May 28

rebel-in-overalls:

Because everyone needs more baby bunnies in their lives.

Also, I spent time on the captions, you should look at them.